Today’s Game: Changing the Bed

How to Play: 

1) Human player attempts to strip bedclothes while feline player attempts to foil by bouncing and pouncing.





2) Bonus points are awarded if human player can bundle feline player and deposit him out of the field of play.





3) Play resumes when human player attempts to remake the bed with clean sheets, while feline player continues to foil.

Feline players execute maneuvers such as the “body bump” by crawling beneath the contour sheet or the “tuck prevent” by stetching out between the contour and top sheet. 


Human player is encouraged to poke and prod feline player during maneuvers.  


4) Game ends when bed is successfully made, and feline player rests in favorite spot. Everybody wins.




Tomorrow’s Game: Doing the Laundry


Although all cat games have their rules and rituals,
these vary with the individual player. The cat, of course,
never breaks a rule. If it does not follow precedent, that
simply means it has created a new rule and it is up to you
to learn it quickly if you want the game to continue. 
                                                      ~ Sidney Denham