So, have you heard the one about the sick cat who had to see a specialist?
After agreeing to pay a cajillion dollars for an ultrasound and numerous other tests, the cat’s dad asked the internist, “So, how did his heart look?”
The internist replied,”I didn’t look at it. I’m not a cardiologist.”
(ba dum bum)
We’ll be here all week.
If I had no sense of humor,
I would long ago have committed suicide.
~ Mahatma Gandhi
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