With apologies to my cousin, who will still be receiving this card in about 2 days, I’m embarrassed to be sending her…
Since I looked at this card 700 times before noticing, I hope she won’t either. Ever. Amen.
(Made in China. Purchased in America. At a discount. Good thing.)
Always live up to your standards —
by lowering them, if necessary.
~ Mignon McLaughlin
Writing by Ear 