Today’s Game: Changing the Bed

How to Play: 

1) Human player attempts to strip bedclothes while feline player attempts to foil by bouncing and pouncing.

 

 

 

 

2) Bonus points are awarded if human player can bundle feline player and deposit him out of the field of play.

 

 

 

 

3) Play resumes when human player attempts to remake the bed with clean sheets, while feline player continues to foil.

Feline players execute maneuvers such as the “body bump” by crawling beneath the contour sheet or the “tuck prevent” by stetching out between the contour and top sheet. 

 

Human player is encouraged to poke and prod feline player during maneuvers.  

 

4) Game ends when bed is successfully made, and feline player rests in favorite spot. Everybody wins.

 

 

 

Tomorrow’s Game: Doing the Laundry

   

Although all cat games have their rules and rituals,
these vary with the individual player. The cat, of course,
never breaks a rule. If it does not follow precedent, that
simply means it has created a new rule and it is up to you
to learn it quickly if you want the game to continue. 
                                                      ~ Sidney Denham

Reality TV that’s actually real

I watched a show worth watching the other night. On FX, called 30 Days. This episode saw the show’s creator, a West Virginia native, travel home to live and work as an apprentice coal miner for 30 days. It was a reality show that actually seemed real — no one was voted off, no one dissed anyone else or slept around, no one was competing for anything, except maybe the chance to stay alive to go home and do it all again the next day.

It’s kind of amazing — even with all our technology, coal mining is still a filthy, backbreaking, dangerous job. And so, so necessary. Coal generates half of our electricity — half! At the same time, mining it can be devastating to the environment. The show covered both deep mining, what everyone thinks about, and also “surface mining” (aka strip mining), where West Virginia’s amazing mountains are literally stripped bare and whittled away. (Amazing to me, West Virgina ranks second in terms of coal production. Guess what state’s first? Wyoming! Never would have guessed that.)

The show actually presented a balanced view, showing both sides of the enviornmental issue (mine operators and environmentalists) as well as interviewing miners themselves. Most came from generations of coal miners. All were in it for the money ($60,000 a year, about the only industry in WV with that kind of paycheck). Most said they really loved their jobs (can you imagine?). Yet, all said they didn’t want their kids to end up in the mines, and said their fathers had said the same thing. All the wives worried every day about their husbands’, fathers’, brothers’ safety and health. Ultimately, the miner the producer stayed with, a supervisor at the mine, was found to have the early stages of black lung (after steadfastly boasting that his last test, 7 or 8 years ago after 25 years in the mines, was perfectly clean). His older brother was already disabled from the disease.  (This is the same guy who writes his wife a note EVERY DAY before he leaves for the mine at 2:00 a.m. to tell her how much he loves her. In case he doesn’t make it back, that’s the last thing she’ll hear from him.) Would he quit working now? (no) Would he wear a respirator now? (no) It was all just business as usual. And a dirty business it is, but an honorable one. These are the people who make it possible for me to power up my PC every day and earn MY living. It makes you think.

It’s always interesting to see how the other half lives, but especially when the half isn’t some “celebrity” famous only for being rich or good-looking or having a pimped-out crib. Real people doing real jobs that impact every one of us. Refreshing. Sobering. Worthwhile. And on TV no less. Imagine that.

Thank God every morning when you get up, that you have
something to do that day which must be done, whether
you like it or not. Being forced to work and forced to do
your best will breed in you temperance and self-control,
diligence and strength of will, cheerfulness and content,
and a hundred virtues which the idle never know. 
                                           ~ Charles Kingsley

Laugh, Cry, Remember

I saw this headline and laughed out loud.

Indiana Jones Movie Upsets Communists

Is there no one we don’t offend? How dare we “rewrite history” to portray the KGB and 1950s Russia as evil? The most surprising thing is, the offense came from Hollywood of all places. I think Hollywood probably thought it was SAFE to talk about the Cold War era (after all, the first movie had that crazy, sword-waving Arab that Indi made short work of…now THAT was not very ethnically sensitive and would likely not fly in today’s world).

But no, in this age of political correctness — this age when a crazy, radical, woman-hating society bent on destroying America is a religious choice I’m supposed to respect (but it’s OK to make fun of Christians), and when the U.S. is frequently regarded as the scourge not only of civilization, but also of the planet itself (oh wait, maybe that’s Wal-Mart) — how dare we offend Communists, who only stand for everything America doesn’t?

Go ahead, laugh. And then cry a little, remembering what this solemn holiday is all about.

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I am so lucky.

My father and uncle survived World War II — my uncle, a German POW, walked across Germany to the allies as the war ended and the camps were opened, narrowly escaping death; my father, a sailor, was at D-Day, on a ship supporting the landing force.

More than 400,000* of their fellow servicemen and women didn’t survive.

My oldest brother, at age 18, enlisted in the Marines in 1968, went to Vietnam, and survived, narrowly escaping death as two comrades on either side of him were killed.

More than 58,000* more of his fellow servicemen and women died as well.

My other two brothers served in the peacetime Army (6+ years) and Navy (20+ years). They came home.

Many others serving this country in peacetime didn’t — the military is a dangerous profession at any time.

In all, more than 650,000* of my loved ones’ fellow servicemen and women have given their lives for our country. 

I am so lucky.

I don’t have a particular name, face, or memory associated with those we honor today. Instead, I have the luxury of detachment — of respecting them, of flying the flag for them, and most of all, of remembering and thanking them, without really knowing who they are. 

Many of you have this same luxury. Please, please, take advantage of it.

Sadly, many of you don’t. May you find comfort in knowing your loved one’s sacrifice is not forgotten.

Never in the field of human conflict
was so much owed by so many to so few. 
                                 ~ Winston Churchill
 

* My source:  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_casualties_of_war

 

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