Aahhh…ctober

I breathed a sigh of relief today when I could FINALLY flip the calendar over. I don’t know why September was such a chore, but it was. Maybe some of it was the sheer anticipation of my favorite month to come — many birthdays to mark (including mine), our anniversary, our vacation, the leaves, the coolness, Oktoberfest brews, the impossibly blue sky. I just love October.

Oh yeah, and there’s Halloween, no big deal for me, but which has somehow morphed into something it never was when I was growing up — a Spectacular, Spectacular (to quote Moulin Rouge). I attribute it to a few things: cheap goods from China, the home decorating explosion, lots of consumer spending on non-necessities. How can it be that the best part of it — the candy — has taken a back seat?

You wouldn’t believe my wonderful neighbor’s house — she spent days decking it out in about 1000 orange lights and all manner of seasonal finery. (Can you believe it all has to come down and be replaced with Christmas decorations? Why don’t they invent lights that can change color with the holiday?)

We are invited to her Halloween party — costumes optional but encouraged. I suggested to Mike we go as exhausted homeowners.

Really, though, I keep wracking my brain for an easy costume that’s still somewhat clever. Any ideas? The last time I dressed up for a Halloween party, I did the witch thing — but that wig and accessories are long gone. (It was long enough ago that people liked the black nail polish the best — imagine, black nail polish was unusual.) Mike’s last foray was the hippie thing (yawn). Really, I think it would be fun if you had money to waste to go rent a costume — all the fun of choosing and none of the chore of making it. That I could get into.

Oh but we have a whole month before we have to worry about that at the last minute. Big beautiful October is before us. Get that cider warming!

October gave a party;
The leaves by hundreds came –
The Chestnuts, Oaks, and Maples,
And leaves of every name.
The Sunshine spread a carpet,
And everything was grand,
Miss Weather led the dancing,
Professor Wind the band.
                                                ~ George Cooper, “October’s Party”

You’re welcome.

Imagine my delight to read the latest insert enclosed with my Comcast bill informing me that future bills will (drum roll) be itemized! (thunderous applause)

No doubt my rant this past January (Comcast Rip-off) was the start of it all. Surely nobody before me was ever victimized by not knowing exactly what they were being charged for on their cable bill, or ever complained about the hidden nature of the charges.

All sarcasm aside, I’ve heard some good things about Comcast lately via a radio report about how they’ve really tried to clean up their act after all the bad press about the cable guy who fell asleep in a customer’s living room while on hold for tech support or something. Including having some people assigned to trolling the blogs and such looking for rants and complaints and trying to intervene to fix them. (The example given was a guy who put a post out asking if anyone could help him fix the problem he had with his new HDTV, and getting a response from the cable company within 10 minutes with suggestions.)

And I have to say, I was extremely pleased to have been refunded my overcharges in full last January, even though it was apparently “not policy.” And I have encountered really excellent service whenever I’ve had an issue with my Internet connection, including, in a previous home, one super-nice, super-capable technician who gave me his personal cell phone number when we were trying to solve a problem with weird intermittent outages (a problem which turned out to have been caused by construction in the area that nicked a cable line — not Comcast’s fault!)

So, never let it be said that I don’t give raves when raves are due, since I have no problems giving rants when rants are due.

Kudos for Comcast for taking this step, which is sure to result in many, many calls from irate customers asking,”What the heck is this charge…?”

Hey, best of luck with that. Just do the right thing, because it’s the right thing to do, and you’ll be fine.

Your most unhappy customers are your greatest source of learning. 
                                                                         ~ Bill Gates

Getaway gone bad.

Friday morning

  • Leave 2 hours later than planned due to teaming, pouring, buckets and buckets of torrential rain (after weeks of drought). No way to load the car (or get the almost-never-used-in-the-three-years-we’ve-owned-them bicycles up on the roof rack) without getting soaked.
  • Notice the practical, water-conserving rain barrel is overflowing (despite the overflow valve) and open the valve so it drains down the driveway instead of flooding the garage.
  • Load the car when rain reduces to a drizzle.
  • Drive 2 hours to Cook Forest in the same rainy drizzle.

Friday noon

  • “Arrive at destination.” So announces Thomas, our newly acquired British GPS navigator that I don’t like much because of his proclivity to send us down winding, 2-lane roads when there are perfectly good highways nearby.
  • Unload car and cooler, lamenting the state of the rental house (blast those Internet pictures). Pigs (not pit bulls) in lipstick come to mind.
  • Watch it rain for the rest of the day with family.

Saturday

  • Watch it rain all day with family.
  • Decide to take a drive in the rain.
  • Discover MARVELOUS BEST-EVER ICE CREAM at the little concessionnaire in the park.

Sunday noon

  • Sun at last! And record heat (mid-’80s). Decide to take almost-never-used-in-the-three-years-we’ve-owned-them bicycles to the park for a ride along the river.
  • Enjoy a lovely 3-mile ride.
  • Curse all things bicycle on the exhausting 3-mile ride back, especially manufacturer of expensive “made for women” bicycle seat akin to riding astride a balance beam.
  • Discover MARVELOUS BEST-EVER ICE CREAM place also makes the MOST INCREDIBLE CURLY FRIES YOU HAVE EVER EATEN. Top them off with another MARVELOUS BEST-EVER ICE CREAM cone to recover from 6-mile balance-beam ride.
  • See careless, inconsiderate jerks from New York park next to us at concessionnaire and think they ding our car door with theirs. Forget to check before they pull away.
  • Visit “rustic furniture” place and dream about owning a log cabin one day. Realize it’s a pipe dream because we’ll never be able to retire due to having to bail out irresponsible home-buyers, mortgagers, insurance companies, hurricane evacuation-refusers, and assorted other money-sucking leeches.

Sunday evening

  • Hunker down to watch nationally televised Steelers game. Notice the wind is really whipping outside, and wind warnings are crawling all over the bottom of the TV screen.
  • Endure blinking lights, intermittent TV outages. Dig through rental trying to find working flashlights (2) and candles (none).
  • Completely lose power at the end of the first quarter. Worry that you will also have no water because there is probably a well and pump.
  • Walk along the road and see neighbors. Hear that power is off all the way to Clarion (20 miles away).
  • Go to bed — nothing else to do.
  • Wake up at 2:30 a.m. when electricity (and all the lights) come back on.

Monday

  • Still no cable.
  • Notice considerable door ding from careless, inconsiderate jerks from New York. Realize it will cost at least $100 to fix their one second of “it’s all about me” carelessness.
  • Pack up and go, leaving sister, mom, and brother #1 behind. Drive home in beautiful, cool sunshine.
  • Discover minimal debris from storm. Start to water plants (not using the now-empty rain barrel), unpack, do laundry, clean up assorted cat puke.
  • Stop everything when power goes out at home for 1-1/2 hours.

Tuesday

  • Start working bright and early. Discover numerous e-mail requests for new projects and annoying rework of project drafted 5 weeks ago.
  • Discover through brother #2 that power is still out at my mother’s house since Sunday — literally only her house and about 5 others on the same line (the one where the power always goes out and nobody else’s does).
  • Lament loss of food in fridge and full-size upright freezer.
  • Discover when sister returns home with mother that brother #3 has redistributed most of the freezer food to neighbors and cousins.
  • Discover power company is estimating FRIDAY NIGHT before power is restored in her area. FIVE DAYS AFTER IT WENT OUT.
  • Curse power company.
  • Frantically keep working to make up for time lost and new projects requested while away.
  • Discover front tire almost flat. Fill it and drive an hour each way to pick up mother and bring her here.
  • See power crews working near her house as we pull away.
  • Sigh.

Wednesday

  • Lament no sign of power at mother’s yet. (Power crews must have been a cruel hoax.)
  • Raalize next much-anticipated getaway (aka vacation to North Carolina mountains) is only 2-1/2 weeks away.
  • Wonder if it’s even worth it.

No vacation goes unpunished.
              ~ Karl Hakkarainen

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