“Everything I know I learned from reading plant tags”

Plant Tags 5
Like every gardener outside Zone 9, I’m looking right past January outside my window and imagining April.

I don’t know when I caught the gardening bug but I’m pretty sure my sister Kathleen gave it to me. She’s the real green thumb in the family, having coaxed several beautiful gardens from nothing over the years. Somewhere along the way, she passed the fever on to me, and now it’s in my blood forever. Kind of like malaria.

So many blissful hours spent wandering the garden center aisles or browsing the twigs-in-bags at the grocery store, learning a Moonglow Juniper (my favorite) from a Wichita Blue (OK in a pinch) or a Gibson’s Scarlet Potentilla, with leaves like a strawberry and darling red flowers, from a common Shrubby Cinquefoil that’ll turn leggy and wooody before you know it (at least mine always do) or a Rosy Glow Barberry from a Crimson Pygmy or a Cranberry Cotoneaster from a Coral Beauty. 

Finally, after years of studying these perfect little Reader’s Digest condensed treasures, and years of experimenting and failures in my own gardens, I’ve graduated to plant tag critic.

“Yeah, right. Who are they kidding ‘part sun’? That won’t grow in anything but a full blaze.”

“Prefers damp conditions? Swamp is more like it.”

“Grows to 3 feet? Try 5 feet — in both directions!”

Pet peeve: Stores that push warm-climate plants as perennials. I’ve fallen for that trick before; now I just get mad and try to warn away other gardeners as they reach happily for their exotic new treasure. (“Hmmph. Who are they kidding calling that Mexican Heather a perennial — maybe in Mexico! or “That Sacred Bamboo is not coming back next year, I can tell you that.”) Happily, it works both ways: Some annuals do survive the winter sometimes, especially if you plant them in the same place for a few years: my beloved Victoria Blue Salvia, for example, along with snappies (snapdragons) and even impatiens.

I even know enough now to recognize many plants without their tags. But that doesn’t mean my feeble, middle-age brain can keep up. Names that used to trip off my tongue are now stuck playing rundown between sputtering synapses. It’s made my library of saved tags especially essential as reference in cases like this:

My brain: “C’mon, you know, it’s one of your favorites, a Perennial of the Year, yellow daisy-like flowers, mounding, a kind of tickseed — a moon….moon-something.” 

Me, eventually, if I’m lucky: “MOONBEAM COREOPSIS!”

If not, as is the case more and more these days, I’m reduced to hunting for the tag or Googling “moon perennial” to see what I get.

Yes, it’s true, everything I know about plants probably does have its origin in a plant tag. Here’s an idea: I often think how expensive it must be to print all those tags — whether you buy a 4″ starter or a 2-gallon giant, you usually get the same tag. And I’ve often wished I could recycle the ones I don’t need. Heck, I’d even be willing to sort through a collection bin to group them together and send them back to a grower (it would be so fun to read them). How ’bout it, nurseries and big-box garden centers: a bin for recycling or reusing plastic pots, a bin for the carrying trays, and a bin for tags?

In the meantime, I’ll keep saving tags — “one of everything” — and collecting more as my garden grows. I may not have the room or the budget for the library of my dreams, but the garden of my dreams is flourishing in two fat folders, growing more lush every year.

If you have a garden and a library,
you have everything you need.
                                    ~ Cicero

Proving yourself, again.

I had a call the other day from a potential client, someone who had been referred to me by a mutual (writer) colleague. The caller manages the writing side of a marketing communications firm in town, and was inquiring whether I was interested in doing some work with them.

She didn’t have a specific project, but wanted to know if I had ever done X and Y projects for industries A and B. My first thought was to point her to my Web site — it has info about the work I’ve done and several project write-ups. Apparently she had been there and not seen what she wanted, so called me looking for more.

It was certainly a legitimate request. If I was in charge of hiring writers to work for my company’s valued clients, I’d darn well make sure they were up to snuff. But still, it rankled a little.

Didn’t she trust the guy we both know who referred me? Didn’t she think I actually wrote the samples on my Web site? Or was it more that the client testimonials are fake? And yes, I’ve written about a hundred such projects X and Y, and no, I haven’t actually written for industries A and B, but unless they speak a language other than English, I think I’ll be OK. (I’ve been doing this almost 20 years, lady.)

Or maybe it rankled because within an hour I had sent her an e-mail with 5 samples along the lines she was looking for, and she couldn’t be bothered to respond. Not even, “Thanks for the samples; we’ll be in touch if we have a need.”

I know it’s a silly thing to get annoyed over. Meryl Streep still has to audition, Donald Trump still has to negotiate the deal, every incumbent still has to get reelected — we all have to prove ourselves every day, seemingly no matter what our reputation or track record. And I do get virtually all my business on referral, and rarely do they ask for samples and such, so it’s not like I have to go through this all the time. I shouldn’t let it get to me.

But, if she never calls me for a project, I won’t lose sleep over it. If she does call me, well, that’s another dilemma. I don’t really enjoy doing projects X and Y, and industries A and B are not that interesting…I guess pondering that decision is another post for another time.

Those are my principles, and if you
don’t like them…well, I have others.
                             ~ Groucho Marx

P.S. After I posted this, it occurs to me: Wouldn’t it be interesting to hear her interpretation of our conversation? Maybe she’d say, “Well, she sounded kind of annoyed I was even asking, and she doesn’t have experience in the industries we work with. I don’t need to work with someone like that…”

Wanderlust

i-am-here.jpgThese boots were clearly not made for walkin’. Except for a stint at college 2 hours away (I transferred back to Pittsburgh sophomore year), I’ve mostly been within 20 minutes of the house I grew up in. Now, living about an hour east of there (the Google Earth map you see is accurate), I still miss “home.” Yes, folks, all those people who criticize Pittsburghers as being “too provincial” are right. I was in college before I had even been to the South Hills — about 45 minutes away (but with a bridge and a tunnel between us in the North Hills). I know many fellow ‘Burghers who consider that length of drive in any direction from where they live to be “All that way? Over there? How do you even get there?”

Even with that legacy holding me here, I always wonder what it would be like to live somewhere else — another city, another state, maybe even another country. Global warming notwithstanding, I think increasingly of moving farther south to escape 3 months or more of winter drudgery every year.

Not being very well traveled, I get my inspiration from TV. Being a house junkie (I’ve owned 5 so far), I love the HGTV show “House Hunters” because it shows housing options in cities across the U.S., and there’s even an international version. It’s fascinating to see what it’s like (and how much it costs) to live in Savannah or Minneapolis or Boston or Mobile, not to mention Mexico or the Caribbean or Tuscany or Paris. Who knew that in Italy (or maybe it was Spain), people don’t have mortgages and instead save up to buy their homes outright? Can you imagine saving $100,000, $200,000, $300,000 to buy your house? Of course, a tiny apartment in the heart of Paris will run you a cool million or more. In Mexico, you can get a charming colonial (1800s) row house in the heart of a blossoming artist community for $150,000.

Who knows if this “research” will result in a move elsewhere someday. Too many variables in that decision, one Mike and I will make together and only after a lot of soul searching. 

In the meantime, dreaming is free and quite a pleasant distraction from arctic wind chills, boring work assignments, and endless fixer-upper chores. Wanna come? I hear you can get a great 2 BR condo with water views in St. Maarten for $200K.

I was trying to daydream, but my mind kept wandering. 
                                                                ~ Steven Wright

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