I ♥ leftovers.

Not quite as catchy as “I♥NY” but the sentiment’s as sincere.

About now, I expect a lot of you have happily chucked the remains of the turkey with a heartfelt “that’s entirely enough of that for another year.”

Not me! Because I didn’t cook the Thanksgiving meal this year, I was only lucky enough to take home a few goodies — enough for a full plate each for Mike and me. They were delicious, but left me hungry for more.

Nothing makes me happier than leftovers in the fridge — knowing that my next meal is already made, no thought required, just heat it up and enjoy. It doesn’t bother me a bit to eat Rustic Polenta or Mediterranean Couscous 3 days in a row for lunch and dinner or stuffing for a week.

I think this is a new idea for Mike, though. My mother-in-law has the uncanny ability to always prepare the right amount of food  — 4 servings. Everyone is always full; there are never any leftovers. Makes me wonder if this is a small family-big family thing (Mike is an only child; I have 6 siblings.).

It also explains why Mike has put on weight since we’ve been married — it’s not that my cooking is so good, it’s just that it’s so much. And, in his world, leftovers are unheard of, so we must have to eat it all the first time.

Unfortunately, I have no such excuse for my own post-nuptial portliness — I’ve always cooked this way. Big family = making a lot, and cooking for two seems like such a waste of time. All that effort for only one meal? No thanks. I’m happy for my 3-quart crockpot, my hefty pots and pans, pasta by the pound, and the wonder of microwave reheating. 

What’s for dinner? To echo my mother (see Pie in the Sky post ), “I have no idea.” But you can be sure it’ll be tomorrow’s lunch  — and if I’m lucky — dinner, too.

The most remarkable thing about my mother is that
for thirty years she served the family nothing but leftovers. 
The original meal has never been found. 
                                                        ~ Calvin Trillin

‘Tis* almost the season

With Black Friday fast approaching (what an awful name), I can hear everyone’s thoughts turning to Christmas shopping once the leftovers are put away. Or maybe it’s their stomachs turning — it’s a shame that buying presents has become such a dreaded chore for so many people. How about if I concentrate on what I hope is still fun: toy buying.

Who doesn’t have a favorite toy? Who doesn’t remember their BEST CHRISTMAS EVER and why it was? Maybe I’m way off base here, but I have to believe Christmas meant even more to us than it does to today’s kids. After all, “back in the day” (this is the modern version of “when I was a kid”), we got presents twice a year: our birthday and Christmas. There was no getting something on every trip to the store or being presented with your own “treat bag” on some other kid’s or sibling’s birthday. You had your 2 days in the sun and that was it. (Oh yeah, and candy at Easter and Halloween. But not presents — and certainly not anything lame like toothbrushes — just candy.)

Of course, my brothers were good at supplementing. “Junk Day” was like the third best holiday. My brothers were paperboys, so were out there at the crack of dawn to get first dibs on whatever treasures other people were throwing away. I personally got my first baton that way (and what little girl doesn’t want a baton?), an Easy-Bake Oven (kinda lame, no mixes), and a cool little light-table that you could trace on (perfect for paperdoll clothes). Oh they hauled home tons more, like one of those tabletop foosball-like hockey games and a bunch of other stuff I can’t remember (but they will).  

My parents were pretty good at coming through with the toys when it counted, though. A lot of them were hand-me-downs by the time I came along, but we really had some memorable ones.

scm sized  My brother got one of these super-cool Strange Change Machines that transformed colorful little plastic squares into dinosaurs when you heated them up. And you could smash them back into little squares again — over and over. Loved it!

getaway chase  Another favorite: the Getaway Chase Game — Bonnie & Clyde-type car racing. (See those kids on the box — my brother and me.)

green ghost Or Green Ghost …the ultimate cool glow-in-the dark game (come to think of it, this may have been a Junk Day find).

baby drowsy  Or the love of my life: Baby Drowsy. I can still remember all 11 of her sayings when you pulled the string (well 9 sayings, a giggle, and a cry). Some 15 years later, my youngest niece got a Baby Drowsy of her own (which she promptly used to torment her older sister, earning Drowsy a new name: “the haunted baby”).

What about KerPlunk! or Battleship or Little Kiddle dolls (the tiny ones that came in jewelry), or Spirograph? I always wanted a Lite-Brite, never got one, but was brought to tears by how excited my oldest niece was when she got hers: “(rip rip) A LITE-BRITE, A LITE-BRITE!”

I know you have your own fondest Christmas toy memories. Why not relive the joy and buy a little kid a toy this year? (And no, not some $100 computer game or massive Barbie McMansion — a TOY!) Although . . . (POP — sound of bubble bursting) it occurs to me, with all the lead scares, even that simple pleasure is tainted now.

OK, new plan. We go Little House on the Prairie this year and everyone gets some nuts, a peppermint stick, and one perfect orange — organic of course. Yeah right. Better yet, go vintage on eBay. I can hear Baby Drowsy now…”I go sleep now, night-night. Close your eyes mommy. I want another drink of water. I wanna stay up…”

There is nothing sadder in this world than to awake
Christmas morning and not be a child.
                                                ~ Erma Bombeck

*P.S. See how that apostrophe in ‘Tis is pointing the wrong way? (It should look like a 9 not a 6.) It drives me crazy, as it will any typographically picky reader, but I lack the HTML skills to fix it. If anyone knows how, I’d be grateful…

The Little Store

Working my way through leftover Halloween candy makes me think of growing up a block away from candy Mecca.

“Lindow’s” (like windows), also known as “the little store,” was where you went for a quick gallon of milk, loaf of Mancini’s, popsicle, or most importantly, bagful of candy, long before the days of CoGos, Get-Gos, and Stop&Gos.

Perched on a corner with PAT and school bus stops and Bronx (ball) Field a few steps away, Lindow’s was a fixture, its green awning a refuge for waiting bus riders. Small even to me, it was jam packed: cash register on the left, freezer and cooler on the right, candy in the tall display case in the back, bread and baked goods in the center.  

Kids were banging through the squeaky front door from open till close, toting lists from mom or in hot pursuit of their own agendas. In my case, that would have been one thing: penny candy.

The gray-haired Lindows had to be saints in disquise. Every day, Mr. or Mrs. would patiently wait on a parade of kids clutching sweaty nickels and dimes (even a quarter once in a while), face pressed up to that penny candy window, pointing. “Two pixie sticks, uuuummmmm, a Bub’s Daddy, ummmmmm, 3 Bazooka, ummmmm 2 no 3 fish, ummmmm a flying saucer, how much is that?” And on and on until the little bags were full and everyone’s change depleted.

Wax lips or teeth, candy necklaces, wax pencils or bottles with disgusting “juice” inside, 3 kinds of candy cigarettes (chocolate with foil wrapper, hard candy with painted pink tip, and, the best choice, bubble gum wrapped in paper just like a cigarette. If you blew into it hard enough sometimes sugar would come out and look like smoke), shoestring licorice, regular twisted licorice in chocolate, cherry, and UGH licorice flavors, boxes of unbelievably salty pumpkin seeds, candy pills (smarties), jaw breakers…they had it all. And we ate it all. As often as we were lucky enough to have a coin to our name.

My husband, in the supreme one-upmanship ever, should write his own post. His father and uncle ran the family business: Somerset Candy Company, a wholesale candy/tobacco/paper goods distributorship. He could (and did) have candy all the time…and baseball cards, novelty cards, toy cars and planes, all the stuff of youth (most of which is still in our attic earmarked “for eBay”).

But I digress. Lindow’s was our little Mecca. I’ve seen specials on Food Network about the resurgence in penny candy as boomers try to recapture their childhood. No doubt you remember your favorites. If you crave a fix, a popular regional landmark, Baldinger’s, still sells it. But sadly, Lindow’s and so many “little stores” are long gone. Just a sweet — really sweet — memory. Oh, and when the Lindows retired, the little store was converted into — get this — a dentist office. How sweet is that!?

Once in a young lifetime one should be allowed to have
as much sweetness as one can possibly want and hold. 
                                                                   ~ Judith Olney

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