And just like that…

…the duck story is over. I was away for several days, during which time Mike dutifully reported “The duck’s still there.” I got home on Tuesday and only just today ventured out for a walk and took a peek at the ducks. All I saw were a few broken shells. It didn’t even look like a nest anymore, just a depression in the mulch.

I was sick about it. Cursing the neighbor’s blasted white crazy-dog Mike had seen tearing through our yard this morning that I was sure had destroyed the nest.

“Stupid nature,” I thought. “Great. Just great.”

I plodded down the road, depressed. A few doors down, I saw my neighbor, and after our brief hello’s (I was in no mood to chat), she asked, “Is the duck still there?” Seems my cross-the-street neighbor had told her about it. I told her what I had just seen and how upset I was at seeing only a few broken shells. She shook her head and said, “She eats them.”

Apparently, once the eggs hatch, mom cleans the nest, including the broken shells. Then, in the dark of night, she leads the little ones away. My neighbor knows because the ducks picked her yard to nest in last year, and she had done some research on them. She got the chance to see a few of the ducklings before mom spirited them away. She went to bed one night and they were there; next morning they were gone. She thinks they go to the creek that runs along the highway that parallels our road, and that it’s the same pair every year…mallards, and also a lone drake that seems to have lost his mate. She’s never seen any of the babies.

So, fingers crossed, my story seems to have a happy ending, but without cute little duckie pictures to share (sorry Mel). I walked along the creek for a bit, hoping to spot something, but it goes a long way and even crosses the road (or else it’s a different creek on that side) and I didn’t see a thing. I’ll keep my eye out this summer.

But, better yet, I have something else to watch out for, even more exciting. My neighbor also talked about there being a pair of owls in the neighborhood — big ones! My sister has an owl in the trees behind her house in Atlanta that we could clearly hear — loud, like a dog almost. I had said how much I’d love to see an owl. Now, maybe, on some moonlit night, I’ll see the owls like my neighbor did. Gliding along without making a sound. How cool that would be!

In the meantime, I have goldfinches to keep in expensive thistle seed and squirrels to chase off the big sunflower seed feeder and a couple giant groundhogs to catch before they destroy my garden. Nature endures. I’m just trying to keep up.

Let us permit nature to have her way.
She understands her business better than we do.

~ Michel de Montaigne

Easter egg surprise

I didn’t set out to hunt eggs this Easter, but happily, Mom Nature made it happen anyway.

We are having a very avian spring it seems. First there was the ill-placed and then abandoned nuthatch nest. Then a few days ago, I was in my office and heard a loud “thump” that usually means a bird hit one of the windows. I looked out and saw nothing. Later, I was walking up the driveway after retrieving the mail and there it was — a beautiful red-bellied woodpecker lying dead on the asphalt, just under the living room windows. Not a mark on it, so I imagine its neck was broken. I don’t know how I walked past it on the way down without seeing it, but as I’ve demonstrated numerous times (see snake incident), Ms. Observant I’m not. So sad to see such a pretty bird meet such an untimely death. And sadder still to think there might have been a Mr. or Mrs. or little ones waiting and wondering at home.

Damn.

Fortunately, the circle of life goes on.

It was great to get a reprieve from all the rain and not have a totally washed-out Easter weekend. Mike and I were outside last night doing a little garden clean-up, picking up twigs out front.

Suddenly, something flapped up at me from the first of the small cypress shrubs.

My gosh! A rather large duck!

[This would be a picture of the duck, but my trespassing
and a string of cars scared her away temporarily.]

A tentative peek revealed this surprising sight.

A full dozen ducklings to be!

Mama couldn’t have picked a worse spot — a foot from the road, way too accessible to the neighbor’s annoying (and often loose) dog, barely enough cover from passing cars and walkers, and no large body of water nearby (just a creek and some marshy spots at the log cabin with all the rain).

But seriously. What a camouflage artist. I just went out to check on her. Can you tell there’s a duck in here?

Well there is! See her red eye (from my flash — it’s almost 8:00 p.m. and getting dark).

Here’s a sideways view. I’m sure my flash ruffled her feathers a bit.

I read that duck eggs normally take 24 to 28 days to hatch, and mama only leaves the nest for a short while while incubating. No telling how long she’s been at it already.

I’ll keep good thoughts for her — here’s hoping we’ll need to construct a “Caution — Duck crossing!” sign before too long, and I’ll have some cute pictures to share.

There is nothing in which the birds differ more from man than the way
in which they can build and yet leave a landscape as it was before.
~ Robert Lynd

10 (no)things

1. I invented a new word today: syruptitious, adj. — What you are being when you eat Sunday’s leftover pancakes with the good maple syrup (instead of the cheap corn syrup crap) — and feel a little guilty about it.

2. I discovered there are people in this world who do not love To Kill A Mockingbird (69 1-star ratings on Amazon) and The Poisonwood Bible (92 1-star ratings on Amazon). I am still trying to get over this.

3. Stupid daffodils. All hopeful and positive-like when they shone forth their glory in 50° or 60° temps. Look where it got them.

4. No one wants our couch. On Craig’s List. It’s a nice couch. Slipcovered (it came that way from Levin’s, not a SureFit or anything). Beachy. Comfy part-down cushions. U.S.-made. Heck, we even offered to deliver it locally. And not very expensive (at least I don’t think so). I guess we’ll keep it for a while and maybe donate it one day.

This is why I don’t bother having garage sales and why I quit trying to sell my stuff on eBay. We must have the worst crap in the world.

5. But I like some of our crap. Take this little gen-u-ine painting on canvas in a cute window frame. I bought it years ago at a home store that used to be at the Grove City outlets.

The green frame color (more turquoise-y than it looks here) wasn’t doing anything for us, so I painted it the same color as all the wood trim in our house (well, all the wood trim we’ve gotten around to painting). Now, instead of leaning up against the wall in the attic, it’s hanging in our bathroom.

It makes me want to go to the beach. But then, most things make me want to go to the beach.

6. Back to that crap we have that no one wants. We finally called one local charity last week to schedule a pick-up for our old entertainment center and a bunch of other stuff we wanted to donate. It was all Mike and I could do to get the incredibly heavy entertainment center out of our living room, through the hall and dining room, and out into the sunroom (which is still unfinished by the way, in case you are keeping score), where it’s been for the last 2-1/2 months.

Then the nice lady at the charity asked: “Is it particleboard? We don’t take particleboard.”

I almost cried.

Once again, Mike’s friend Bruce came to our rescue and helped load the thing off the porch, into Mike’s truck, and over to Goodwill, which obviously has much lower standards than the other charity. We did, however, take the other stuff we had over to the highfalutin’ charity ourselves, because, well, they really do deserve it and are much smaller than Goodwill and strictly local. They seemed grateful, anyway. (But maybe they take all the crap they don’t want over to Goodwill, too. If I see my wing chair there, I’ll know for sure. Or those darling ceramic lamps that I bought on eBay but nobody wanted when I tried to sell them back a few years later.)

7. This is our cat. Hiding.

8. This is our other cat. Trying to stow away in Mike’s gym bag.

9. This may be why. Welcome to another one of our fun home projects.

Very ’80s hunter green ceramic tile in our back entry. Laid directly over press & stick vinyl tiles. Laid directly over the sheet vinyl. Came up in like 10 minutes tops. We agreed that even the ancient sheet vinyl looks better than the hunter green ceramic tile did.

This is part of a larger feng shui of the back entry (the first thing we see when we come home and the last thing we see when we leave). It puts the ug in ugly. But someday it’ll be OK.

10. I’ve been on a diet for over a month. I think I gained a pound. So far.

Life is a long process of getting tired.
~ Samuel Butler

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